Chevrolet Corvette
Chevrolet Corvette *. In the style of Peter and Jane books (remember those ?), he's my review of the Stingray : Richard went on a plane. Do you like planes ? Richard likes planes. Richard went to Norway. Norway is cold. "Its cold" said Richard. Norway is expensive. "8 quid for a f*cking beer" said Richard. Richard has a friend. His friend is called Bjorn. Bjorn has a red Corvette. The Corvette is old. Bjorn said "would you like to drive my Corvette ?". Richard said "Yes. Thanks Bjorn". Richard starts the car. The engine does not work. "Bollocks" says Richard. "Yes, bollocks" says Bjorn. Richard drives the car down the road. The engine goes "chug chug chug chug chug chug chug pop chug chug". Richard says "one cylinder does not work". Bjorn says "it has seven more, keep driving !". Richard goes fast. The car is big. The road is small. Look, can you see the tractor ? Richard does not see the tractor. Bjorn says something in Norwegian that sounds like "AAAAAARGH". Can you see the tree ? Richard nearly drives into the tree. Bjorn is not looking. Bjorn is crying. Richard likes to drive. Richard thinks the Corvette drives like a sailboat with a big engine. Bjorn stops at the Petrol Station. Bjorn puts 500 Krona of petrol into the car. The car is empty again after 10 minutes. Richard and Bjorn go home. Bjorn shows Richard his classic Cortina. Richard says "the Cortina is nice". Bjorn says "touch it and I'll break your legs, Viking style". Richard likes the Corvette because it is big and red and old. Bjorn hides the Corvette's keys so Richard cannot drive it ever again. The End.