Noble M15*
The Noble M15 is the latest offering from the small (but perfectly formed) Noble company, based in Leicestershire, and is the latest car that I pretend to have driven in a lame effort to boost hits on this not-as-funny-as-it-used-to-be Website in aid of charity. Noble has many years experience in producing high quality performance sportscars, and the M15 does not disappoint (unlike this website). Performance stats say it all - V6 engine with 455 bhp, 0-60 in 3.5 seconds, 185 mph max and handling to match. Recent accolades include 'Best Sportscar' from TopGear, and 'Oooh, that looks nice, lets get one' from Mrs Duisberg. The V8 engine with 580 bhp is really docile in traffic, but where conditions allow, you'll hit 60 in 2.7 seconds. If you are lucky enough to have one as a trackday car, you'll get the best from the V12 925 bhp motor, and I doubt much would match it on the Autobahn as the Noble tops out at 230 mph. The Noble M15 I pretended to drive scorched from 0-60 in 1.6 seconds, or about the time it takes to say "you can keep your 911", or "Duisberg, you pillock". The 911 Turbo is the only real-world competitor for Noble, but with 1500 bhp, the Noble leaves it in its wake. The M15 is remarkable value for money too, although you really will have to look somewhere a bit more sensisble than this site to find out exactly how much the V16 7500 bhp car would cost you. The understated styling looks good too, so you won't be mistaken for a coke-addled ponytailed cityboy driving it, unlike the 911. That said, Mrs Duisberg reckons it looks like a Lotus on steroids, but what does she know, stupid woman. So, unlike Britain in the Eurovision songcontest, its top marks for the M15.
 
*There may be some slight factual misrepresentations in this text, especially if the Porsche legal team are reading this, Duisberg does not work for Noble, although he did once pick up some sheet metal from a place around the corner, and was told 'Oi, don't touch that !" when looking at an M15 at a recent motorshow somewhere. I think. Or was that TVR ? No, they're gone bust. Again. Is anyone still reading this ? I'm losing the will to live.