As Soichiro Honda once said, "Without racing, there is no Honda", and as Bill Gates (may have) said "Without Hospitality Net, there is no website management". Oh, and as Ulrika said last Thursday night, "Aaaaagh ! Get out of my wardrobe you f*cking pervert !". The Honda S2000 is a fantastic alternative to the predictable Boxter / TT / Z4 option, just as Hospitality Net is a fantastic alternative to writing your alcohol-induced mumblings on post-it notes and leaving them in a phonebox in the vain hope someone will read them. Or hiding in Ulrika's wardrobe wearing clothes taken from her washing line. Revving to 9000 RPM and never-ever-not-on your-nelly even thinking of breaking down, the S2000 is a highly appealing roadster. RWD, super handling and a cool image, Hospitality Net, erm, I mean, the S2000 makes a great choice of sportscar. Quick response time, innovative design and sensible pricing means the Honda, oh knackers, I'm mixing my metaphors again aren't I. Is there any more wine in that bottle ? Thanks. Where was I ... Oh yes, both the S2000 and the nice man at Hospitality Net both look great with their tops off too (according to that homo at TopGayer) ! 0-60 in not very much, and a top speed of far too much for my modest driving ability, the Honda will have you screaming like Ulrika discovering an intruder in her house. Again. So get yourself a website from Hospitality Net and a stonking S2000 from Honda, and baby jesus will smile, showering sunbeams upon you, making you irresistible to the opposite sex, or same sex if you're that TopGayer bloke. The S2000 starts at about £28000 (I'm guessing, if you're really that bothered, check the Honda website, or ask a grown-up), or about 14 websites from Hospitality Net.
*** Duisberg would like to thank Hospitality Net for the hosting and management of this fine website, and would like Honda to know he is looking to opt out of his company car scheme, so if they have a nice used S2000 they want to shift on the cheap, he's the man. Do you think there are too many commas in this review ? I, think, there, could be, perhaps. Ulrika, I've got an Ikea wardrobe just like yours, we have so much in common, don't fight your feelings for me. Or send me those legal letters.