Vauxhall Meriva **
Ever noticed how things are funnier after a few drinks ? I once even chortled at an episode of 'Friends', although I was under a lot of pressure at the time, and had been experimenting with paint-based cocktails. Well, with a cold can of refreshing lager in hand, bought from a 'Bargain Booze' establishment of course, even the Vauxhall Meriva ads with the obnoxious fat kids with Yorkshire accents is amusing. And just like the low-cost super-strength booze purveyed by 'Bargain Booze', if you buy a Vauxhall Meriva, you'll wake up feeling very guilty, in a puddle of cold wee, lightly drizzled with sick. In a bus shelter. The Vauxhall Meriva starts at a wildly optimistic £9995, but all those nines make it seem much cheaper than a round £10000, don't they ? Alternatively, you could buy 4000 bottles of Lambrini from 'Bargain Booze', and spend the rest on taxi fares. 'Bargain Booze', making life richer for the pourer, as they say.
**Duisberg's experience of the Vauxhall Meriva consisted of a 10km journey in Eindhoven, where he was beaten off the lights by a pink Hyundai Atoz. Twice. Oh, thanks to Bargain Booze for the charity donation. Did I mention Bargain Booze ? They sell Booze y'know. Bargain